Just say 'NO'

This is Teddy's Jaw.....

.....this is Teddy's jaw on crack; ummm, I mean CRACKED.

It's hard to see, but the long bone on the left is nice and straight...
From the chin straight up to around his ear.

The other pesky bone starts off nice and straight, but makes a hard left turn right by his ear. THIS is NOT optimal bone structure. This is a jaw fracture. This is 2 days, 1 doctor, 1 specialist, Xrays, CT scans and pins and needles in my ass, worth of broken jaw.
And here is my next expenditure.....a buncha' wisdom teeth. Where's the wisdom when you NEED it??? If it had been in place, Teddy would have MOVED OUT OF THE WAY of the curveball!!!